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Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best of family, food, and funny stories. Gobble 'til you wobble. Pies before guys. Happy Thanksgiving Day. Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs.". Keep calm and gobble on. Leftovers are for quitters. Feast mode: ON. Eat, drink, and be cranberry.
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Roses are red, turkeys are plump. Please pass the gravy before I jump! Happy Gobbling Day! I heard that after Thanksgiving, turkeys seek revenge. So, you might want to sleep with one eye open tonight! Grateful for many things this year, but especially for the fact that elastic pants exist. Bring on the pie!
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2. Happy Thanksgiving! Words can't express how grateful I am to have you in my life. Thank you for all you do and all you are. 3. On Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for many things in life—and.
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It's the only day we have mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes.". — Lewis Black. "I heard about a trend where, this Thanksgiving, people made tiny turkeys. You may know them by their other.
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Ways to say Happy Thanksgiving . Funny Ways to say Happy Thanksgiving . Below are the 80 funny ways to say "Happy Thanksgiving": Thanks, laughs, and elastic waistbands.. A big virtual hug and warm Thanksgiving wishes! Cheers to thanks, family, friends, and fun for all! May your Thanksgiving be filled with blessings and joy.
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Emma Kumer/rd.com. "There is no sincerer love than the love of food.". — George Bernard Shaw. Emma Kumer/rd.com. "I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you.
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Wishing you the gift of faith and the blessing of hope this Thanksgiving Day! God bless you on this day of thanks. All my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family today! May this year be.
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I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. - Howie Mandel. I don't eat pumpkin pie. It's made from the guts of jack-o-lanterns, and that's just spooky. - Melanie White. See Also: Best Thanksgiving Wishes, Messages & GreetingsThanksgiving Wishes, Messages & Cards . Funny.
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So to bring some laughs to it all, we give you 44 funny Thanksgiving quotes from the likes of Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, Charlie Brown, Nora Ephron, and Jim Gaffigan. These short, meme-worthy one-liners are sure to put a smile on your face as they poke fun at family dynamics and other oh-so-true parts of Thanksgiving. Read through the list and.
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Hope you have a great Turkey Day.". "This Thanksgiving, may your heart be as full as your belly.". "Hope your Thanksgiving Day is full of fun, food, family, and most importantly, football.". "May your Thanksgiving Day be full of excitement… except for a couple of hours in there when you want to take a nap.".
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Here are some Thanksgiving wishes for family that work just as well in a text message as they do in a card: "I know why families were created, with all their imperfections. They humanize you. They are made to make you forget yourself occasionally, so that the beautiful balance of life is not destroyed." - Anais Nin.
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Funny Thanksgiving Wishes. 61. May Thanksgiving remind us all to be grateful for elastic waistbands. 62. Wishing you a Thanksgiving stuffed with stuffing—and love. 63.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Copy. May your Thanksgiving be a feast for the eyes and the belly. I hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of and more. Copy. May your stuffing be delicious, your turkey be juicy, and your family is drama-free. Copy. Wishing you a Thanksgiving that is delicious in every way! Copy.
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Funny Thanksgiving Messages. Use these funny Happy Thanksgiving message in any cards, emails or messages you are sending out this Thanksgiving. May all the delightful attributes of the season be with you, a house filled with the delicious smells of your favorite foods, the Macy's parade on television, and great conversations around the table..
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Funny Turkey Quotes and Sayings. "The best way to avoid having turkey for Thanksgiving is to eat chicken.". - George Carlin. "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.". - Mae West. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.". - W.C. Fields.
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Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. 1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.". — P.J. O'Rourke. 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.". — Andy Borowitz. 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.